A
driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the
driver's door.
"Is
there a problem Officer?"
The
policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your licence
please?"
The
driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one."
"You
don't have one?"
The man
responds, "I lost it four times for drink driving."
The
policeman is shocked. "I see. Can I see your vehicle registration
papers please?"
"I'm sorry, I can't do that."
The
policeman says, "Why not?"
"I
stole this car."
The
officer says, "Stole it?"
The man
says, "Yes, and I killed the owner."
At this
point the officer is getting irate. "You what!?"
"She's
in the boot if you want to see."
The
Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls
for back up. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the
car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half
drawn gun.
The
senior officer says "Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please!"
The man
steps out of his vehicle. "Is there a problem sir?"
"One of
my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the
owner."
"Murdered the owner?"
The
officer responds, "Yes, could you please open the boot of your car
please?"
The man
opens the boot, revealing nothing but an empty boot.
The
officer says, "Is this your car sir?"
The man
says "Yes," and hands over the registration papers.
The
officer, understandably, is quite stunned. "One of my officers claims
that you do not have a driving licence."
The man
digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The
officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite
puzzled. "Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a
licence, stole this car, and murdered the owner."
The man
replies,
"I bet
you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too!"
